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Basement Bargain Bonanza

by Epileptic Brain Surgeons

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La Bamba 00:52
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La Bamba (Originally performed by Ritchie Valens) Para bailar La Bamba Para bailar La Bamba Se necessita una poca de gracia Una poca de gracia Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba Ay, arriba arriba Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Yo no soy marinero Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan Soy capitan, soy capitan Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba
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Trendy Faggot From Bramalea (Ronnie) 02:15
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Trendy Faggot From Bramalea "Hey Ron! You going out skating?" "Nah, I'm going out with Jen in my new volkswagon beetle" I love Jen and I hang around her store I don't talk to my friends anymore I got me a side part cus skaters do When things get broke in my house I blame it on Pooh GOODBYE RONNIE!!! My name's Ronnie, Hate loud music Got me a snowboard but I can't use it RONNIE! RONNIE! RONNIE IS MY NAME! RONNIE! RONNIE! Oh Dude that's sooooo lame... Got me a new friend Scott Campbell and he's cool I used to love thrash but now the (Dead) Milkmen rule I roll up my pants cus I think I'm a skater "Jen's on the other line well I'll see ya later" GOODBYE RONNIE!!! My name's Ronnie, Hate loud music Got me a snowboard but I can't use it RONNIE! RONNIE! RONNIE IS MY NAME! RONNIE! RONNIE! Oh Dude that's sooooo lame...
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The Price Of Waffles Has Gone Up 01:30
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The Price Of Waffles Has Gone Up THE! PRICE! OF! WAFFLES?!? HAS! GONE! UP!
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Porno Movie 00:58
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Porno Movie Oh Yeah! It's just a porno movie It's just a porno movie We got girls over here, guys over there They're all standing in their underwear in a Porno Movie We got girls on the couch & they're on the bed And they're all giving their men head in a Porno Movie Oh Yeah! It's just a porno movie
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Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows 01:40
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Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Watching late night movies sitting with a friend National Anthem plays shows about to end Screen turns funny and it sounds funny too Look at your set what's it look like to you? Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Turn off your set you don't know why You can't get the snow vision outta your eyes Turn the set back on it's crazy you go The same three men are eating marshmallows Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows
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Trees & Flowers 00:44
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Trees & Flowers Ahhhh-ahhhh Ahhhh-ahhhh Rotting fish, corruption & pollution Everybodies dying & there's no solution Ronald Reagon doesn't really care With nuclear radiation he fouls up our air Ahhhh-ahhhh Ahhhh-ahhhh
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Screamin' Boogies 01:21
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Screamin' Boogies Sittin' in class & I didn't feel like workin' So I stuck my finger up my nose to see what there was lurkin' I pulled my finger out and what did I see? I saw six screamin' boogies staring back at me Teacher came by so I stuck em' in my mouth They tasted so good I didn't wanna let em' out Boogies are great for social parties They don't melt in your hand like a pile of smarties People say we got no class I wonder what they'd say if we stuck our fingers up our ass?
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Seizure In The Mall 01:40
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Seizure In The Mall When your walking through the mall Make sure you don't trip and fall Hit your head is what you'll do Don't believe me? Go ask Pooh Body starts to rock n' roll Natural vibrations takes it's toll Bit your tongue off having fun Clean your mess up when you're done Have a seizure in the mall
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Unknown 01:05
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This song was a work in progress at the time of the recording. Vocalist Steve Waller was improving the lyrics. The song never made the cut so there is no real song title or lyrics for this track.
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Soap 03:02
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Soap You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Soap is a fact of life you need So lather and rinse and you'll be clean If you don't use it you'll smell like a goat So go to the store and buy some.... PALMOLIVE! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Have you heard of soap? It's a very nice thing Have you heard of soap? You can clean your ding-a-ling! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Now you got soap and you don't know what to do For a valid explanation go ask Pooh He uses soap each and every day He smells nice and clean like a warm summer's.... SNOWSTORM! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Have you heard of soap? It's a very nice thing Have you heard of soap? You can clean your ding-a-ling!
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Heavy Metal Party (Yeahmans) 01:47
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Heavy Metal Party (Yeahmans) We are all the yeahmans, searching through the night Looking for a party, looking for a fight Once we get inside, you'll never get us out If you think you can eject us, then we'll punch you out! Heavy Metal Party! Heavy Metal Party!
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You Can't Stop Rock n' Roll 03:05
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You Can't Stop Rock n' Roll (originally performed by Twisted Sister) HERE IT COMES, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA TOP IT ON A RUN, NO WAY YOU CAN STOP IT TOTAL STYLE, PERFECTION IN DECAY RUNNING WILD, FLAT OUT ALL THE WAY NOW YOU CAN RIDE IT HIGH AND YOU CAN LIGHT THE WAY LIFT UP YOUR HANDS IN PRAISE YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL LIKE A CHARGING BULL, IT'S A JUGGERNAUT WITH STEAM AT FULL, NEVER TO BE CAUGHT INCARNATE POWER, ROARING FROM THE SKY WHILE OTHERS COWER, ROCK AIN'T GONNA DIE NOW YOU CAN RIDE IT HIGH AND YOU CAN LIGHT THE WAY LIFT UP YOUR HANDS IN PRAISE YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK 'N' ROLL

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Recorded in John McCuish's basement as part of the split demo "Basement Bargain Bonanza" with Curious Mold.

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released March 14, 1988

P.Donohoe, M.Myre, J.McCuish, S.Waller

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