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Epileptic Brain Surgeons

by Epileptic Brain Surgeons

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Da Nanel Lanel Laa 02:27
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Da Nanel Lanel Laa CHUD! WHAT? Holy crap I took a nap and now I got a headache The birdies chirp boy does it hurt with all the noise that they make With blank stares I go down stairs my family pass by them all Through the door & to the drawer and grab my tylenol (repeat) Anacin, Midol & even Bayer You wanna get heavy? Let's put on some SLAYER! Stomach flu, head pain & even a bad cough Wanna take an aspirin but I couldn't get the cap off Holy crap I took a nap and now I got a headache The birdies chirp boy does it hurt with all the noise that they make With blank stares I go down stairs my family pass by them all Through the door & to the drawer and grab my tylenol
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Toothpaste Dilemma 01:27
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Toothpast Dilemma Wake up in the morning my mouth feels like fur Brushing after breakfast, lunch & dinner Gotta keep my pearly whites sparkling & clean My name is Steve I'm into dental hygiene Brush my teeth every day Keep those cavities away Flossing after every meal Teeth are clean wanna feel? Gotta make a choice between Colgate or Aim Doesn't make a differance they both taste the same Winter fesh mint is where it's at Hate your yellow teeth & I hate your fucking cat! Brush my teeth every day Keep those cavities away Flossing after every meal Teeth are clean wanna feel? For my daily little sweets I try sugar free gum I used to chew Trident just for my mom I goto my dentist his name is Abdul He's gotta purple dot & a large drilling tool DENTAL! DENTAL! My dental hygiene! DENTAL! DENTAL! My teeth are real clean DENTAL! DENTAL! My dental hygiene! DENTAL! DENTAL! My teeth are really clean
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Puberty 01:27
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Puberty Minding my own business taking a shower when I looked down at my balls So surprised that I almost passed out I couldn't handle what I saw I thought I saw a hair a way down there but I wasn't sure if it was When I told my mom what I had seen she said "Son you've got genital fuzz!" Puberty, why me? Gimme ugly hair & acne!
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Dog Beating Faggot 01:42
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As the band used to say "Figure these lyrics out and win a prize" The catch being there are NO lyrics. Vocals are supplied from all the boys on this one!
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Trees & Flowers 00:48
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Trees & Flowers Ahhhh-ahhhh Ahhhh-ahhhh Rotting fish, corruption & pollution Everybodies dying & there's no solution George Bush (Sr.) doesn't really care With nuclear radiation he fouls up our air Ahhhh-ahhhh Ahhhh-ahhhh
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Cows 02:29
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Cows Cows are ugly but cute as well They roll around in mud & shit it makes them smell You don't like cows? What a shame Without their tits milk won't taste the same I loved a cow he loved me back McDonald's stole him now he's turned into several Big Macs You don't like cows? What a shame Without their tits milk won't taste the same Oh I like cows I like them lots Some have solid colours and some have spots The sound a cow makes is quite unlike you Because he's a cow he can only say "Moooo" (Fake french add-lib) For the music video please visit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDYXvIkqVE
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Hugga Hugga 01:13
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Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! When you're feeling down & low Give em' a hug & the smiles will show Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! When you're feeling down & low Give em' a hug & the smiles will show Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze! Hugga Hugga Hugga Hugga Gimme a squeeze!
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Yeahmans (Heavy Metal Party) 01:57
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Yeahmans (Heavy Metal Party) We are all the yeahmans, searching through the night Looking for a party, looking for a fight Once we get inside, you'll never get us out If you think you can eject us, then we'll punch you out! Heavy Metal Party! Heavy Metal Party!
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Voracious Frogs 02:28
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Voracious Frogs "Hold it! We're not Death Angel!" Two little frogs went to a bar Looking pretty mean Wanna get in cus they wanna get laid They said "No man cus you're green" "Please let us in we'll show you i.d. to prove that we're of age" The bouncer said "No" and "Get outta here" And the frogs got really mad We're not frogs!
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Seizure In The Mall 01:31
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Seizure In The Mall When your walking through the mall Make sure you don't trip and fall Hit your head is what you'll do Don't believe me? Go ask Pooh Body starts to rock n' roll Natural vibrations takes it's toll Bit your tongue off having fun Clean your mess up when you're done Have a seizure in the mall
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Porno Movie 01:00
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Porno Movie It's just a porno movie It's just a porno movie We got girls over here and guys over there They're all standing in their underwear in a Porno Movie We got girls on the couch, they're on the bed They're all giving their men head in a Porno Movie It's Just a porno movie! It's just a porno movie "I like it when you touch me that way"
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Soap 02:13
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Soap You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Soap is a fact of life you need So lather and rinse and you'll be clean If you don't use it you'll smell like a goat So go to the store and buy some.... PALMOLIVE! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Now you got soap and you don't know what to do For a valid explanation go ask Pooh He uses soap each and every day He smells nice and clean like a warm summer's.... SNOWSTORM! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Have you heard of soap? It's a very nice thing Have you heard of soap? You can clean your ding-a-ling! YOU REALLY SMELL!
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Enviromental Ditty 01:01
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Enviromental Ditty Well I gotta little story it's about my enviroment Before I tell you about it I think I'll go get bent When we goto bars we use up loads of bottles When we're finished with them we put them in our blue box! Support your enviromental company (You you you) No big deal but it would mean the world to me (You you you) When my mom does the laundry she uses Enviro-packs I can tell when she doesn't use them cus it itches on my sack We're a bunch of real nice people we don't beat up on spastics We like using Enviro-packs cus they're made with a lot less plastic Support your enviromental company (You you you) No big deal but it would mean the world to me (You you you)
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U.G.F.D.(Using Grandma For Dip) 02:00
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U.G.F.D. (Using Grandma For Dip) Having people over what are we gonna eat? Grandmas coming over I think we'll use her meat Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last Hanging upside down she's looking pretty rough We go into a frenzy as we dip the chips into her muff Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last (BREAK) Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last Dip it slow, dip it fast We just hope her juices last! Corn chips up her bum excite her wrinkled clit They're looking kinda brown and they're tasting pretty shit!
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Pati Mahn 02:35
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Pati Mahn Pati mahn & we live in a pati land And we're smoking the ganj man Smoking ganj in the rainy land That is what we like to do man If you're anti-Jamaica man I don't know what I'm saying man Cus I am sans education Tell it like it is RASTA! Come now, come back to Jamaica the island of love, the land of the free, the home of the ganja! POON POON! Hey now, what a beautiful girl like you doing alone on the island of love? RASTA! Come now, come back to Jamaica flight 299! Tell it like it is Pati mahn & we live in a pati land And we smoking the ganj man Cus my name is the Pati Mahn Oh yes I'm the Pati Mahn Yesiree I'm the Pati Mahn Yes indeed I'm Pati Mahn Oh yeah babe I'm the Pati Mahn

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released May 13, 1990

P.Donohoe, M.Myre, J.McCuish, S.Waller, M.Chapman

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