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La Bamba
00:54
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La Bamba
(Originally performed by Ritchie Valens)
Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere
Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
Soy capitan, soy capitan
Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba
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Trendy Faggot From Bramalea
I love Jen and I hang around her store
I don't talk to my friends anymore
I got me a side part cus skaters do
When things get broke in my house I blame it on Pooh
GOODBYE RONNIE!!!
My name's Ronnie, Hate loud music
Got me a snowboard but I can't use it
RONNIE! RONNIE!
RONNIE IS MY NAME!
RONNIE! RONNIE!
Oh Dude that's sooooo lame...
Got me a new friend Scott Campbell and he's cool
I used to love thrash but now the (Dead) Milkmen rule
I roll up my pants cus I think I'm a skater
"Jen's on the other line, Ah well see ya later"
GOODBYE RONNIE!!!
My name's Ronnie, Hate loud music
Got me a snowboard but I can't use it
RONNIE! RONNIE!
RONNIE IS MY NAME!
RONNIE! RONNIE!
Oh Dude that's sooooo lame...
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Porno Movie
00:59
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Porno Movie
Oh Yeah!
It's just a porno movie
It's just a porno movie
We got girls over here and guys over there
They're all standing in their underwear in a
Porno Movie
We got girls on the couch, they're on the bed
They're all giving their men head in a
Porno Movie
Porno Movie
It's just a porno movie
Oh Yeah!
"She can really take it but so can I"
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Soap
01:35
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Soap
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
Soap is a fact of life you need
So lather and rinse and you'll be clean
If you don't use it you'll smell like a goat
So go to the store and buy some....
PALMOLIVE!
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath!
Have you heard of soap? It's a very nice thing
Have you heard of soap? You can clean your ding-a-ling!
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Screamin' Boogies
01:25
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Screamin' Boogies
Sittin' in class & I didn't feel like workin'
So I stuck my finger up my nose to see what there was lurkin'
I pulled my finger out and what did I see?
I saw six screamin' boogies staring back at me...HOMEBOY
Teacher came by so I stuck em' in my mouth
They tasted so good I didn't wanna let em' out
Boogies are great for social parties
They don't melt in your hand like a pile of smarties
People say we got no class
I wonder what they'd say if we stuck our fingers in our....EARS
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The Price Of Waffles Has Gone Up
"There's an economical problem in Canada today. The price of gold has gone way down. The price of silver has gone way down. The dollar is down to 0.40 cents U.S. But the price of waffles has gone way up!"
THE!
PRICE!
OF!
WAFFLES?!?
HAS!
GONE!
UP!
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Seizure In The Mall
01:43
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Seizure In The Mall
When your walking through the mall
Make sure you don't trip and fall
Hit your head is what you'll do
Don't believe me? Go ask Pooh
Body starts to rock n' roll
Natural vibrations takes it's toll
Bit your tongue off having fun
Clean your mess up when you're done
Have a seizure in the mall
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Trees & Flowers
00:40
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Trees & Flowers
Ahhhh-ahhhh
Ahhhh-ahhhh
Rotting fish, corruption & pollution
Everybodies dying & there's no solution
George Bush (Sr.) doesn't really care
With nuclear radiation he fouls up our air
Ahhhh-ahhhh
Ahhhh-ahhhh
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Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows
Watching late night movies sitting with a friend
National Anthem plays shows about to end
Screen turns funny and it sounds funny too
Look at your set what's it look like to you?
Looks like white snow what do you know
Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows
Looks like white snow what do you know
Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows
Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows
Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows
Turn off your set you don't know why
You can't get the snow vision from your eye
Turn the set back on it's crazy you go
The same three men are eating marshmallows
Looks like white snow what do you know
Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows
Looks like white snow what do you know
Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows
Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows
Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows
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Puberty
01:26
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Puberty
Minding my own business taking a shower
when I looked down at my balls
So surprised that I almost passed out
I couldn't handle what I saw
I thought I saw a hair a way down there
but I wasn't sure if it was
When I told my mom what I had seen
she said "Son you've got genital fuzz!"
Puberty, why me?
Gimme ugly hair & acne!
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