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Hell's Big Apple Bites Back Upon Family Brunch

by Epileptic Brain Surgeons

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1.
La Bamba 00:54
La Bamba (Originally performed by Ritchie Valens) Para bailar La Bamba Para bailar La Bamba Se necessita una poca de gracia Una poca de gracia Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba Ay, arriba arriba Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Yo no soy marinero Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan Soy capitan, soy capitan Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba
2.
Trendy Faggot From Bramalea I love Jen and I hang around her store I don't talk to my friends anymore I got me a side part cus skaters do When things get broke in my house I blame it on Pooh GOODBYE RONNIE!!! My name's Ronnie, Hate loud music Got me a snowboard but I can't use it RONNIE! RONNIE! RONNIE IS MY NAME! RONNIE! RONNIE! Oh Dude that's sooooo lame... Got me a new friend Scott Campbell and he's cool I used to love thrash but now the (Dead) Milkmen rule I roll up my pants cus I think I'm a skater "Jen's on the other line, Ah well see ya later" GOODBYE RONNIE!!! My name's Ronnie, Hate loud music Got me a snowboard but I can't use it RONNIE! RONNIE! RONNIE IS MY NAME! RONNIE! RONNIE! Oh Dude that's sooooo lame...
3.
Porno Movie 00:59
Porno Movie Oh Yeah! It's just a porno movie It's just a porno movie We got girls over here and guys over there They're all standing in their underwear in a Porno Movie We got girls on the couch, they're on the bed They're all giving their men head in a Porno Movie Porno Movie It's just a porno movie Oh Yeah! "She can really take it but so can I"
4.
Soap 01:35
Soap You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Soap is a fact of life you need So lather and rinse and you'll be clean If you don't use it you'll smell like a goat So go to the store and buy some.... PALMOLIVE! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! You stink! You stink! You stink! Take a Bath! Have you heard of soap? It's a very nice thing Have you heard of soap? You can clean your ding-a-ling!
5.
Screamin' Boogies Sittin' in class & I didn't feel like workin' So I stuck my finger up my nose to see what there was lurkin' I pulled my finger out and what did I see? I saw six screamin' boogies staring back at me...HOMEBOY Teacher came by so I stuck em' in my mouth They tasted so good I didn't wanna let em' out Boogies are great for social parties They don't melt in your hand like a pile of smarties People say we got no class I wonder what they'd say if we stuck our fingers in our....EARS
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The Price Of Waffles Has Gone Up "There's an economical problem in Canada today. The price of gold has gone way down. The price of silver has gone way down. The dollar is down to 0.40 cents U.S. But the price of waffles has gone way up!" THE! PRICE! OF! WAFFLES?!? HAS! GONE! UP!
7.
Seizure In The Mall When your walking through the mall Make sure you don't trip and fall Hit your head is what you'll do Don't believe me? Go ask Pooh Body starts to rock n' roll Natural vibrations takes it's toll Bit your tongue off having fun Clean your mess up when you're done Have a seizure in the mall
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Trees & Flowers Ahhhh-ahhhh Ahhhh-ahhhh Rotting fish, corruption & pollution Everybodies dying & there's no solution George Bush (Sr.) doesn't really care With nuclear radiation he fouls up our air Ahhhh-ahhhh Ahhhh-ahhhh
9.
Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Watching late night movies sitting with a friend National Anthem plays shows about to end Screen turns funny and it sounds funny too Look at your set what's it look like to you? Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Turn off your set you don't know why You can't get the snow vision from your eye Turn the set back on it's crazy you go The same three men are eating marshmallows Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Looks like white snow what do you know Looks like three men and their eating marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows Three White Men In A Snowstorm Eating Marshmallows
10.
Puberty 01:26
Puberty Minding my own business taking a shower when I looked down at my balls So surprised that I almost passed out I couldn't handle what I saw I thought I saw a hair a way down there but I wasn't sure if it was When I told my mom what I had seen she said "Son you've got genital fuzz!" Puberty, why me? Gimme ugly hair & acne!

about

Recorded at Multiplex Studio A.
Mixed and produced by Archie Hachey and EBS.
January 1st, 1989.

(I transfered this cassette from a tape player to the computer and it picked up alot of air & hiss that the original recording did not contain. If I can get a better rip off this I will replace the old files.)

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released January 1, 1989

P.Donohoe, M.Myre, J.McCuish, S.Waller

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